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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

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