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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}

{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}

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