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Love the Donkey is an album by percussionist Cyro Baptista's percussion and dance ensemble Beat the Donkey, which was released on the Tzadik label in 2005. The album was privately released as Beat the Donkey Beat in 2004.
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Noel Madison was an American character actor in the 1930s and 1940s and appeared in 75 films, often as a gangster.
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